If you see a heavy woman, tell her she’s light, because that’s how you treat LED.
Pun of the Day
Daily jokes, one-liners & quality groaners
Pun of the Day
If you see a heavy woman, tell her she’s light, because that’s how you treat LED.
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Chiquita: A woman’s favourite banana.
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Women have no experience with bubble gum in Portugal.
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Which country has the most women? The China.
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Movie about the first female umpire: Official Called Wanda.
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I knew a scientist who hypothesized that women’s breasts could be used to propel a canoe. Unfortunately, her theory was not very row bust.
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When the college dormitory tampon machine broke, they declared a coed red.
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I found a nightclub full of ovulating women. What a disco-vary!
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Women are just as hungry as men, according to faminist theory.
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NED: I met a woman with water-based breast implants!
ED: Really?
NED: It was nice to make her aqua-in-tits!