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Pun of the Day

08/29/2026 · No comments

Men’s jockstraps can be purchased at a nardwear store.

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(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

03/08/2025 · No comments

A male strip club is a real dong show.

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(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

03/06/2025

Men were forced to go completely hairless, during the Ballshavik Revolution.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags anatomy, body hair, bolsheviks, communism, hair, hygiene, men, russian revolution, testicles
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/26/2024 · No comments

There are two menny bad puns about gay couples.

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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

09/21/2024 · No comments

I’m a educated, and I’m a man. So don’t mock ma schoolin’.

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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

07/02/2024 · No comments

Postal workers tend to be men, especially the ones walking around with male sacks.

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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/23/2022

Women are just as hungry as men, according to faminist theory.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags battle of the sexes, famines, feminism, hunger, men, women
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

06/25/2022 · No comments

I’m an ex-spurt on vasectomies.

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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/19/2018 · No comments

Why do some men love puns? They have an extra groan-mo’ some.

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(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

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