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Pun of the Day

03/06/2025

Men were forced to go completely hairless, during the Ballshavik Revolution.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags anatomy, body hair, bolsheviks, communism, hair, hygiene, men, russian revolution, testicles
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

12/15/2024 · No comments

Tricycle riders dabble in communism.

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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

05/17/2024 · No comments

Castro was against neo-feudalism and for no-foodalism. Meanwhile Trudeau Fidels while Ottawa burns.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags canada, castro, communism, cuba, in the news, justin trudeau, politics, world leaders Leave a comment
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/30/2023 · No comments

In Soviet Russia, they didn’t have Black Friday, but they had Siberia Monday.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags black friday, communism, cyber monday, russia, shopping, soviet union Leave a comment
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

02/18/2023 · No comments

I had a communist lover. She left Marx all over my body. They’re only visible from certain Engels.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags communism, dating, karl marx Leave a comment
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

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09/21/2021 · No comments

Anyone who believes in communist ideology has sickle logical problems.

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(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

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