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Pun of the Day

02/12/2026 · 1 comment

I’d sell my body for some whores d’oeuvres.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags eating, food and drink, hunger, probstitutes and parnography 1 Comment
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

03/13/2025 · 1 comment

When I fast I just hunger down and do it.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags fasting, food, hunger 1 Comment
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/03/2024 · No comments

The hungriest sea creatures are the starfish.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags fish, hunger, sea creatures, under the sea Leave a comment
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

06/15/2024 · No comments

Never negotiate with a hungry pontiff. It’s better to have a Pope-is-full discussion.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags Catholicism, food, hunger, pope, religion Leave a comment
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/09/2023 · No comments

Hungriest sea creature? Starfish.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags fish, hunger, random, starfish, under the sea Leave a comment
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/11/2022

If I were on death row and they denied me my last meal, and sent me straight to the gallows instead, I would get hangry.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags capital punishment, death row, execution, food, gallows, hunger, punishment
(5 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/23/2022

Women are just as hungry as men, according to faminist theory.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags battle of the sexes, famines, feminism, hunger, men, women
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

05/23/2022 · No comments

Hungry? Some placenta could fetal ovus.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags hunger, pregnancy Leave a comment
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

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