I popped eight pimples. It was an act o’ pus. I’d rather have ten tickles.
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sea creatures
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Sharks are like me and you. They gotta mako living.
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The hungriest sea creatures are the starfish.
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If you are litigating a bivalve and you don’t have legal mussel, you’ll have to represent yourself in small clams court.
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Life under the waves is unhappy. Everywhere you look, you sea anemone.
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Ned: Did your dog eat your squid?
Ed: No. It was my cat. It was an act o puss.
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I can’t stand fishing in the creek. It’s way too crawdad.
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My mollusk-weighing technology has met with grade a clam. So take that mother shuckers!
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When I retire I’m gonna grow six more arms. I gotta keep myself octopied.