The most huggable sea creature is the cuttlefish.
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I used to fish in the nude, until I was cod with my pants down.
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Eat a blue fish: it’s Bass Teal Day!
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During the Oceanic financial crisis, the whales wanted baleen out. Others cried to let natural fish-in-the-seas take their course. Many turned to orcanized religion, searching for a higher porpoise.
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The deadliest kind of shrimp? Prawn-as.
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The renegade employee who defecated in an aquarium was accused of sharking his doodies.
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Fish porn? Deep Trout.
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Fish farming? Hoe my Cod, what a great idea!
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My boss is turned on by fish. One day he made a bass at me.
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Overfishing makes us hard of herring. I won’t eat farmed fish either: I don’t believe in roughy housing, or carp pooling. I’ve haddock up to here!