I tried to get Fish and Chips insurance, but the agent said their policy doesn’t cover Snacks of Cod.
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Drinking from an aquarium is the height of eau-fishness.
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The hungriest sea creatures are the starfish.
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Dreamed I knighted an electric fish last night… It was so Sir Eel.
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Fishermen are great singers. They know how to carry a tuna.
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If you are litigating a bivalve and you don’t have legal mussel, you’ll have to represent yourself in small clams court.
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Life under the waves is unhappy. Everywhere you look, you sea anemone.
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What kind of vehicle would a seahorse drive?
A Fjord Bronco!
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Why is the crime rate on Canada’s East Coast so high?
Because the thieves never get cod!
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How does a percussionist catch fish? A: Castanets.