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Pun of the Day

02/24/2024 · No comments

Some freshwater fish have a muskie odour.

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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/16/2023 · No comments

Which fish loves sheep? The lamprey.

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(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

09/02/2023 · No comments

Which fish is easily scanned at checkout aisles? The barracoda.

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(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/30/2023 · No comments

Which species of fish are the most democratic?

Those who vote in eelections.

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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/04/2023 · No comments

I can’t stand fishing in the creek. It’s way too crawdad.

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(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

07/06/2023 · No comments
If Buddha were reincarnated as a lobster – would he say the path to nirvana lies in renouncing one’s shellfish desires?
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(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/09/2023 · No comments

Hungriest sea creature? Starfish.

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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/03/2022 · No comments

Anyone who eats fish and chips every day is a creature of halibut.

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(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

06/14/2022 · No comments

Japanese goldfish act so koi.

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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

04/01/2022 · No comments

The one that got away aka a small-mouthed bastard.

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(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)
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