Which famous playwright made fruit smoothies?
Shakes pear.
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historical figures
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When the saviour of Nottingham Forest got an honourary degree from Oxford, he had to wear a robe and hood.
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Social network for dead presidents: Lincoln.
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Why did the Italian dictator attack his son’s babysitter and take her wallet?
Because he wanted to be seen behaving mug-nanny-Mussolini! (magnanimously – needs to be read aloud)
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What did Philip II of Macedon say when his son refused to give up the cheese-slicer to the maid?
“Alex, hand her the grate!”
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What book did Mr. Darwin pen after a wayward finch pooped on his head?
The Origin of the Feces!
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Why did Einstein never stop at a single beer?
Because he was obsessed with re-ale-itivity!
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Which famous Russian would not have approved of Vladimir? Rasputin.
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When Sir Edmund Hillary got a chance to pitch in a baseball match, he fell asleep at the rubber. He must have thought it was Mound Have-a-Rest!