The recessionary economy follows the laws of soup line and demand.
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the economy
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Rural America is being asked to bale out Wall Street. Most Americans don’t understand the crisis, so it had to be explained to them in Lehman’s terms. The bulls have lost; how quickly the Bears Sterns! The bank CEOs have been advised to keep off the streets, lest they be Merrilly Lynched.
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The Incredible Hulk ran for mayor, on a platform of not raising taxis. Over his head.
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Hear about the dyslexic watchmaker who was ruined by the tocks market? That’s nothing compared to the horologist who spent all his money on prostitutes.
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During the Oceanic financial crisis, the whales wanted baleen out. Others cried to let natural fish-in-the-seas take their course. Many turned to orcanized religion, searching for a higher porpoise.
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Any plans to float a common currency are eurozoneous.
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Basketball-playing countries suffer from hooperinflation.
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To reduce the numbers of hours people waste watching award shows, many governments are imposing Oscarity measures.
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The human body is 65% water, a 2:1 ratio. This explains our banking/financial crises: we are far too highly beveraged.