The government is bailing out hog farms, claiming they are “too pig to fail.”
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the economy
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My cat is so happy that I invested in stocks on his behalf. And believe me, the feline is mutual!
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Americans are taking on too much debt, and it’s putting kinks in the economy. They love state-owe-masochism, getting fiscaled, bondage, and other stimulus measures. This is why they are being punished on the S&M 500.
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In terms of ending the recession, the lack of buildings under construction is very in a spacious.
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We all get stung, after the stock market has piqued.
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Overfishing makes us hard of herring. I won’t eat farmed fish either: I don’t believe in roughy housing, or carp pooling. I’ve haddock up to here!
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Christmas is a source of renewable energy, aka winter buyins’.
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The current sub-prime mortgage crisis recalls that great comedy film, ie Home A Loan.
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Ever since the economy crumbled I’ve not only lost my house, but my cutlery too. I’ve been fork losed!