Bacon is good for you. Those who eat a lot of it are the pig chewer of health.
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I thought I saw a pig wolf, but it was just a pork-lupine.
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Feeling lost after I gave up pig breeding. Now my life is a bit rutterless.
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I was going to give you a pig but I didn’t want to boar you.
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The government is bailing out hog farms, claiming they are “too pig to fail.”
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I tried to fatten up the hogs, but the piggins were slim.
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My friend married a pig. She divorced him soon after, claiming he was a boar.
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They don’t grow pigs in Los Angeles. It’s too LA boarious.
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Most common pig injury? Sprained oinkle.
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Whenever I see bacon in the pan, I think, ‘Now, that’s parallel porking.’