Bacon is good for you. Those who eat a lot of it are the pig chewer of health.
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Bacon is good for you. Those who eat a lot of it are the pig chewer of health.
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Another diet craze? Here we go vegan!
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If I follow a Mediterranean diet, olive oil long time.
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Don’t eat venison. Too many caribouhydrates.
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If you have Celiac disease, then learn to speak Turkish or Korean. They are agglutin-hating languages!
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As a diet guru, I advocated that everyone have twice-daily bowel movements. Now I’m two-poopular for my own good.
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What do calorie-counting cannibals add to their coffee? A: Artificial Swedeners
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Use whole grains to regulate your blood sugar, if your diet is oat of control.