Editorials in Venison magazine always start off the same way: ‘Deer Eater…’
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What did the deer say to the sheep? “I’m very faun of ewe.“
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Which animals like to get drunk? Caribous. They love elkohol, they gazelle it down; especially Moosehead. There’s nothing quite like an ice cold deer.
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My father, the deer hunter, loved to travel. I still remember his advice. “Go to Venice, son.“
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Deer Valentine: today, let’s have a hart to hart. I’ll spend lots of doe on you, and we can have some fawn.
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Don’t eat venison. Too many caribouhydrates.
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Liquefied deer make great faun’d ooze.
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Brigadiers like imprisoning Bambi?
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I’m seeking a new financial services provider for my deer friend. I’m looking for the most bank for my buck.