How will human diets improve if we eat all ungulates into extinction? Sounds like a bizarre proposition, but just ask my gnu attritionist.
Pun of the Day
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Pun of the Day
How will human diets improve if we eat all ungulates into extinction? Sounds like a bizarre proposition, but just ask my gnu attritionist.
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A farting, spinning ungulate is the sign of a gnu whirled odor.
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Fauns have been accused of taking human/goat hormones.
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Pat and Rhain sometimes get desperate. Whenever they make puns about ungulate hoof-cleaners, for example, it’s time for a gnu toe-pick.
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Which animals like to get drunk? Caribous. They love elkohol, they gazelle it down; especially Moosehead. There’s nothing quite like an ice cold deer.
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Ungulate perfumes tend to be a gnu scents.
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Do the buffalo roam among ungulating hills?
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Liquefied deer make great faun’d ooze.
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When ungulates are making headlines, must be a slow gnus day.