In France, cats attack birds, nest paw?
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Eat a blue fish: it’s Bass Teal Day!
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Parisians in an uproar about open air urinals? Eau de humanity!
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I was in Paris, with orders to replace my boss’s antique white chesspieces. He told me, “Spare no expense!” He gave me a blanc échec.
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After Marie Antoinette said “Let them eat cake,” French protesters responded with “Hey hey, ho ho, Marie-Antoinette has gateau go!”
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In France do the birds take it up the oiseaux?
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I went to France and took a dump in a street. Now I’m an accused merde horreur.
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No flights to France will be delayed. It’s Gaul on time’s Day!
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French streets are tricky. There is always some rues.
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Jeff Bridges bought the most beautiful ski hill in France and renamed it Le Beau Ski.