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Pun of the Day

01/09/2026 · No comments

The jet crashed into the ocean. It’s plane to sea.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags accidents, airplanes, ocean, transportation Leave a comment
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/21/2025 · No comments

Air travel is boring. I snore above the clouds.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags airplanes, boredom, flying, sleep, travel Leave a comment
(8 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

05/23/2025

I can’t hear up in an airplane. It’s too cloud.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags airplanes, clouds, hearing, travel, vehicles
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

03/11/2025 · No comments

No flights to France will be delayed. It’s Gaul on time’s Day!

Categories Pun of the Day Tags airlines, airplanes, flying, france, gaul, travel, valentine's day Leave a comment
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/07/2025 · No comments

If you’re operating a float plane in the bush, bring a flies water.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags airplanes, random Leave a comment
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

12/25/2023 · No comments

Luft hansa, please, if you’ve ever been on a German airline.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags airlines, airplanes, germans, Germany, lufthansa, transportation, travel Leave a comment
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

09/07/2023 · No comments

People who just got off airplanes are more susceptible to the flew.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags airplanes, disease, flu, flying, illness, travel Leave a comment
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

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