After getting H1N1, falling ill with H5N1 seems rather Super-fluous.
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Glaucoma is a terrible de-sees.
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When I found out who was defecating in the water supply, I was all hot under the cholera.
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The Black Death was the best disease. Any attempts to replicate it are just plague-iarism.
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People who just got off airplanes are more susceptible to the flew.
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Some grievous afflictions could benefit from better PR branding. E.g., have you heard about the exciting new disease, Übercoolosis?
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I wish I could cure a global pandemic. But that’s outside my sphere of influenza.