I angered my butcher. It only made things worse when I told him “don’t halve a cow.”
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I angered my butcher. It only made things worse when I told him “don’t halve a cow.”
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Facebook stock plummets? I PO’D!
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It ticks me off that Big Ben is all tock, no action. How does he save face? Whatever, that’s my clockin spiel.
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Why do bulls charge? Often, it’s cuz they’re in a bad moo.
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These days, getting upset is the norm. Indeed, angry people are the most have rage.
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When I found out who was defecating in the water supply, I was all hot under the cholera.
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You should be thankful for my many criticisms – I’m giving you piece of mind.
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If the Taiwanese director doesn’t win an Oscar, he’ll be one Ang Lee fellow.
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I was so upset when I got a flat; I went on a tire aid.
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I just found out that my mother’s sister has been forced to work in a graveyard and I’m in diggin’ aunt about it.