At what time am I most hungry? Ate a clock.
Pun of the Day
clocks
Pun of the Day
If I show anyone my cuckoo clock, I’ll be a laughing’s tock.
Pun of the Day
It ticks me off that Big Ben is all tock, no action. How does he save face? Whatever, that’s my clockin spiel.
Pun of the Day
In an issue of British national security, they had to call in a repairman to re-wind Big Ben. MI6 classified it as ‘clock in danger‘ operation.
Pun of the Day
Centuries ago, the Swiss clockmaking guild persecuted anyone who stepped out of line; many members were accused of watchcraft.
Pun of the Day
When I tell people I invented a moon-powered clock, they look at me like I’m a lunar-tick.