united kingdom

Dear Pun Gents, My brother and I are cycling nearly 1000 miles from John O’Groats to Lands End. We’re doing it for a mental health charity, but we both have a sense of humour. We’re not small, both above 6ft4, so there’s some visual comedy in seeing two massive doofus’s pedal a push bike. We really need a team name that covers it all off. ~Andy, Chester, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT;

1. United Kinkdom
2. The Biclops
3. The Cycle Ops
4. One Thousand Miles Per Horror
5. Distance Relatives
6. Distant Relations
7. The British Rural Family
8. The Calf Lick Church
9. Quad Erat Demonstrandum
10. Derring Doofuses
11. The Cy-clones [if you were twins]
12. Men Tall Health