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Pun of the Day

06/23/2026 · No comments

Moldy Jello? That’s rather off pudding.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags dessert, food, jello, mold, pudding Leave a comment
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

03/09/2026

What do you say after a dinner guest spills her dessert? A: “Thanks again for dropping pie.”

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags dessert, dinner, dinner parties, food, guests, pastries, pie
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12/27/2025 · 1 comment

My wife wants gluten-free cakes. I’m flourless to stop her.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags cooking, dessert, gluten, gluten-free 1 Comment
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

09/29/2025 · No comments

During World War II many Belgians were recruited to bake fluffy treats for the Lustwaffle

Categories Pun of the Day Tags Belgium, dessert, food and drink, luftwaffe, waffles, world war two, ww2 Leave a comment
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/20/2025 · No comments

Before ice cream, Ben and Jerry worked in software, you know, hawkin’ DOS.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags ben and jerry, dessert, food, haagen daaz, ice cream, software Leave a comment
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

07/29/2025 · No comments

After Marie Antoinette said “Let them eat cake,” French protesters responded with “Hey hey, ho ho, Marie-Antoinette has gateau go!”

Categories Pun of the Day Tags dessert, famous quotes, france, history, languages Leave a comment
(8 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

12/31/2024 · No comments

People who line up for dessert have a squeued scents of pie orderies.

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(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

04/26/2024 · No comments

What’s a cannibal’s favourite dessert? Boys n berry pie.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags baking, cannibalism, dessert, pies Leave a comment
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

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