pee jokes - Pun Gents

Pun of the Day

08/14/2026

Parisians in an uproar about open air urinals? Eau de humanity!

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Pun of the Day

08/25/2025 No comments

Urinal lot cleaning toilets.

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Pun of the Day

07/18/2025 No comments

A public toilet, aka an IP address.

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Pun of the Day

06/05/2025 No comments

I bought a house next to a Portapottie. Ah, leakfront property!

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Pun of the Day

05/03/2025 No comments

Being broke, I held my birthday in an outdoor latrine. Cause I’m too portapottie.

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Pun of the Day

11/21/2024 No comments

If you want to get the nurse’s attention after a urine test, you better pee cup.

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Pun of the Day

05/16/2024 No comments

Avoid drinking too many Peruvian cocktails. It might make your pisco sour.

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Pun of the Day

08/18/2023

Brother can you Sparrow dime?

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Pun of the Day

12/23/2021 No comments

Urination is easy! Don’t believe the painstream media.

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