Allahphants are God’s creatures.
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God
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Jesus teaching his Father how to use a computer mouse: “Jehovah the cursor over the icon!”
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Does God have fleas? Yes, he’s the Lord, all mitey!
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Fish farming? Hoe my Cod, what a great idea!
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Atheists find paying homage to God owe deus.
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The atheist turkey didn’t believe in gobble.
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A good dancer goes to Heaven. Got his rhythm to the end.
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God’s favourite comedian? Cause be.
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God is Amenable to prayer.
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If God is a Dog, then say a prayer, ie the Arf Father.