retirement - Pun Gents

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05/10/2026

What country do marathoners retire to?

Iran.

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03/17/2024

Booster rockets need to be retired, when they show signs of thrust.

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11/20/2021 No comments

When I retire I’m gonna grow six more arms. I gotta keep myself octopied.

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