In the postmodern Catholic Church, every assumption will be deaconstructed.
Pun of the Day
Catholicism
Pun of the Day
When the Vatican announced that cows could be ordained priests, the bovines could scarcely contain their heifervestments
Pun of the Day
Never negotiate with a hungry pontiff. It’s better to have a Pope-is-full discussion.
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If you want to hand out communion, you have to assign a wafer.
Pun of the Day
The strip club dancer once attended mass, but now she’s a laps Catholic.