How does amputation work? By a process of alimb-ination
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surgery
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Anyone contemplating back surgery should read this disc lamer.
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My cat is stupid. I’m taking him to be de-clod.
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The inventors of the silicone breast implant are long since retired. But I just want to say tanks for the mammaries.
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The prison inmate got lovebottomized against his will.
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In South America, medicine is so corrupt. Even joint replacement surgeries are controlled by the Columbian cartelage.
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Someone threw a glass eye at my newly augmented breasts, causing injury. They could make a movie about it: The Borrow An Eye, Dent a Titty.
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The doctors went lawn bowling in the middle of my surgery. Needless to say they bocce’d the procedure.
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Getting implants is Parton parcel of being a Southern music belle.
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I was prescribed bed rest, after I underwent Lay Sick surgery.