If you buy your degree, is that a collegin’ implant?
Pun of the Day
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Pun of the Day
I’m the King of Recycling! When I went to college, I was big man on compost.
Pun of the Day
Exam markers are just employees mass grading as professors.
Pun of the Day
When the college dormitory tampon machine broke, they declared a coed red.
Themed Puns
Education Puns
If you’re crafty, then you don’t have to get a Ph.D. You can get a masters degree and then just doctor it.
“Man that coarse was rough!”
If you write an exam in a freezing cold room then you might end up as a testicle.
When did you flunk out of Cannibal U? It was in my fleshman year.
Why does a lexicographer’s pants have holes in the crotch and the lower leg? Because they’re dick-shin-airy.
How do you greet a Grade 8 student? With a junior ‘hi’.
It was just a pile of shit, my mass-turd’s degree.
I’ll miss going to medical school… without it my life will be MD.
My friend James loves going to Jim class.