Yoga can be dangerous. If you’re dressing for a class – wear a hazmat suit.
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recreation
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Poor hamsters run in circles, but posh rodents enjoy the ferrets wheel.
Pun of the Day
I saw my dog playing poker, so I yelled at it, ‘Eu-cre!’
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I rent rowboats: I’m from new oar liens.
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I found a nightclub full of ovulating women. What a disco-vary!
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The nightclubbing lifestyle is so incredible, it involves a suspension of disco ball ief.
Puns on Demand
#DASHTAG
Dear Pun Gents, my best friend and I are having a scavenger hunt 25th birthday party and looking for a punny hashtag to keep the teams aware of each other’s progress throughout the night. ~Elsie, New York
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- #Dashtag
- #Scavengeance
- #ScavengeIsSweet
- #HuntingPuns
- #AttilaTheHunt
- #Scaviar
- #foundaquarter
- #25nonsense
- #the25thpercentfile
- #quartercenturions
- #aginglikeafindwine
- #finderstweeters
- #quartersearch
Puns on Demand
FOOS RUSH IN
Dear Pun Gents,
My husband and his buddy(ies) are obsessed with Foosball. I want to make them Tshirts to poke fun at the level of seriousness with which they treat this game. They have a “league” name that’s pretty lame too. Any league name/Tshirt ideas? ~Jean, Minnesota
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- I Pity the Foos
- Foos Rush In
- Foosball: Spinnacle of Achievement
- Angle Phile
- Hot Rods
- The Angle of Death
- Charlie’s Angles
- Wristocrats
- G.RIP
- Goaligula
- What the Fake