Shed that extra 20 pounds? Weigh to go!
Pun of the Day
Daily jokes, one-liners & quality groaners
Pun of the Day
Shed that extra 20 pounds? Weigh to go!
Pun of the Day
If you see a heavy woman, tell her she’s light, because that’s how you treat LED.
Pun of the Day
Everyone in the North is so pale, because of all the tundra and lightening.
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When I see acne it makes me vomit. It’s a cyst-emetic reaction.
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Which supervillain had dandruff? Flecks Luthor.
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I recently gained 500 pounds and that’s how I joined IMMENSA.
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I won’t stop eating until I weigh 2000 pounds, because I crave a ton o’ me.
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Getting the queen of daytime TV to lose weight is a complicated Oprah ration.
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People who look at their butt in the mirror and see a wild boar may be suffering from an eye condition known asĀ asspigmatism.
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Chocolate bars make me fat. Now I see the Aero of my weighs.