If a proctologist smells well, it’s because he wears expensive colon. As for urologists, they prefer eau de toilette.
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proctological humour
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How do proctologists figure out how much to bill their clients?
Fecalculators.
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Proctological lexicon aka the sore ass.
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The man who performed his first prostate exam on an Irishman felt deeply a Seamus.
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When you join the military, they light your bum on fire as part of the ass-immolation process.
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Accounts receivable for colonoscopy services tend to be in a rears.
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The proctologist cut down drastically on his patient load, because he was on hole-a-day.
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Footage of my colonoscopy is being made into a feature film! It should be quite the enematic spectacle.
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NED: A dog clawed at my anus!
ED: Oh no.
NED: Now I have an injured paws terrier.