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proctological humour

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08/24/2024 · No comments

Are proctologists competent?

Yes, probe ably.

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07/23/2024 · No comments

It was hard when I gave up Islam to study proctology. They declared me a prostate.

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05/14/2024 · No comments

Hear about the Irish proctologist? Colin O’Scopy.

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10/24/2022 · No comments

When in university, proctologists have a hard time making ends meet. Some even have to resort to prostate tuition.

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Pun of the Day

11/06/2021 · No comments

Why do proctologists become proctologists?

They felt a colon at an early age.

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07/19/2010 · No comments

When Yoko was down on her luck, her proctologist worked probe Ono.

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Pun of the Day

01/29/2008 · No comments

The star proctologist was treated like a god. His patients were so in awe. They all lay prostate before him.

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