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Pun of the Day

09/17/2026 · No comments

Ramadan puns tend to be pretty have-fast.

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(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

06/14/2026 · 1 comment

Favourite dish of Muslims: Chicken Allah King.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags allah, chicken, chickens, food and drink, islam, religion 1 Comment
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/02/2026 · No comments

An imam’s shoes are made from allah gaiter.

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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

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12/22/2025 · No comments

I’m addicted to Islam. I’m a Koranic user.

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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

07/23/2024 · No comments

It was hard when I gave up Islam to study proctology. They declared me a prostate.

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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

07/06/2024

I have a Muslim friend who loves to drink alcohol. His name? Mo’ hammered.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags alcohol, booze, drinking, drunk, islam, mohammad, muslims
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/12/2023 · 2 comments

How to promote Viagra in Muslim countries: “I’ll Lack Bar!“

Categories Pun of the Day Tags erectile dysfunction, islam, medical conditions, pharmaceuticals, religion 2 Comments
(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

06/15/2023 · No comments

Ritchie Valens song about terrorism: ‘Allah Bomba’.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags islam, music, religion, ritchie valens, terrorism, violence Leave a comment
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/05/2020 · No comments

In Saudi Arabia, it is punishable by death to eat the mail. You’ll be declared a post ate.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags apostasy, capital punishment, death, islam, mail, saudia arabia Leave a comment
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

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06/27/2020 · No comments

Islamic fundamentalists are obsessed with crop circles. Because it’s written that way in the Korn.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags agriculture, crop circles, islam, religion, the koran Leave a comment
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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