The phoneticist went on American Idol, but was booed off the stage on account of his lisp. Afterward this linguist was upset, saying “I can’t believe they dipthed my thong!”
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academia
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I want to get a 9 to 5 job, so I’m giving up my fun-loving college lifestyle. I’m so tired of the frat race!
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They say first year university is difficult, but students actually sophomore in their second year.
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The average length of time taken for a new faculty member to attain the rank of full professor at a university is around ten years.
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The fear of footnotes: aka appendix-cite-is.
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Do professional speechwriters have to fill out a lot of rant applications?
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Any theory about baby behaviour must have many crawleries.
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Do occultists have to get their Bachelor of Seance degree?
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An academic who studies satanism, aka a philucifer.
Blast from the past: Greek fraternity puns (and some cute little weird kids)!
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I was skinny in high school, so when I got to university I joined a fatternity: eta omega pi