When Satan is constipated, he eats Hellman’s mustard.
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When Satan is constipated, he eats Hellman’s mustard.
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I slept with the devil last night. We had six 3 times!
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An academic who studies satanism, aka a philucifer.
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Satan took my colander. No surprise: He is the Great De-Siever.
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After convincing me to paint my testicles, my friend laughed dye a bollock ally.
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Even after Hell was incorporated, Satan retained soul ownership.
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How does the Devil welcome you down to Hell? “Watch out, a soul!”
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Social activists in Hell are pressuring Satan to resign, after he was accused of Hades speech.
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Satan sheets: what the devil sleeps in.