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Pun of the Day

09/03/2026 · 1 comment

Careful – if you kiss an Irish rock star, you might get Bono.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags diseases, hygiene, ireland, music, u2 1 Comment
(6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/09/2026 · No comments

Irish emigration due to the great potato famine, aka Starch Trek?

Categories Pun of the Day Tags history, ireland Leave a comment
(6 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

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11/11/2025 · No comments

The man who performed his first prostate exam on an Irishman felt deeply a Seamus.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags ireland, medical procedures, medicine, names, proctological humour Leave a comment
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

09/16/2023 · 1 comment

Was Ireland a hotbed of glam rock?

No, Shamrock.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags ireland, music, rock and roll 1 Comment
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/25/2023 · No comments

If the Blarney Stone were a man, would kissing it make me Gaelic?

Categories Pun of the Day Tags ireland, lgbtq, romance Leave a comment
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

05/29/2023 · No comments

Today, people are drinking enough liquid to turn the O’sheas green.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags holidays, ireland, irish, st. patrick's day Leave a comment
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

12/11/2022 · No comments

NED: St Patrick’s day is 10 months away. Should I work on my Irish accent?
ED: No, if it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags ireland, irish, Ned and Ed, proverbs, st. patrick's day Leave a comment
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

04/22/2022 · No comments

Irish puns are the most O’ffensive.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags ireland, irish, puns about puns Leave a comment
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/22/2021 · No comments

My friend William moved to Ireland, and now he’s a Billy in Eire.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags billionaires, ireland Leave a comment
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/24/2020 · No comments

I invested in potatoes, because someone said I’d be Dublin my fortune. So Irished everything I had.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags holidays, ireland, irish, st. patrick's day Leave a comment
(6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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