Do dominatrixes always work in teams?
Yes – pervs of the leather flog together.
Pun of the Day
proverbs
Pun of the Day
What tragedy occurred when the discoverer of radium served her pet a caffeinated beverage meant for equines?
Curie horse-tea killed the cat.
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Hideous mutants rarely eat together. There is no such thing as a freak lunch.
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Why does rubbing your hair with vinegar give you head lice?
Because he who acetates is loused.
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Gay porn is now recyclable. Waste not wanton nuts.
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If you want to lose weight for your wedding, do it in the Spring. Because bride grows before the fall.
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Why should you just defecate in your hands if you really have to go?
Because a turd in the hand is worth poo in the tush.
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I got mugged in Switzerland, and I’ll never go back. Once Berned, twice shy.
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When the pope ordered Catholics to follow his example and gird their loins, he was accused of robing ‘peter’ to pape all.
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Don’t let a pair of little people make soup. Two mini cooks spoil the broth.