Why do old donkeys rarely laugh?
Because a mule and his funny are soon parted!
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proverbs
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Is Billy Idol satanic?
Yes – Mony is the root of all evil
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The Italian phone company didn’t worry when invoices to the capital weren’t sent out all at once – because Rome wasn’t billed in a day.
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A leper doesn’t change his spots.
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For an archer, opportunity nocks.
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Why is it filthy droids end up doing all the work?
Because a washed ‘bot never toils.
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What did the out-of-work doctor say?
“Patients is a virtue!”
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The pimp who turned philosopher was accused of putting Descartes before the whores.
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Why are bovines well-behaved in pottery stores?
Because they are likable in a china shop!
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Why did Laertes place tariffs on foreign bookcases?
Because Polonius advised him, “This above all else: to thine home shelf be true!“