People who spout proverbs tend to be arrogant. But then, there’s plenty officious in the supercili
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Monarchy is bad for the common people. When it reigns, it poors.
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Said Jesus to the crowd of plastic surgeons: “Jug not, lest ye be jugged!”
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Why is revenge a dish best served cold?
Because, it’s just ice.
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Hear that they found evidence of cannibalism in the city of Lima?
Why yes – the Peruvian is in the pudding!
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Why does it not matter when Germans scratch their butts?
Because ass-itch in time saves nein.
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You’ll never be lonely in St. Louis. Missouri loves company.
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Viking motto: It takes a pillage to raze a child.
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Man cannot live on bread alone?
Nonsense!
As the Beatles famously sang, ‘All You Need Is Loaf’.
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Are most cabbies dangerous drivers? Like the old saying goes – nothing’s certain but death in taxis.