If Shakespeare were alive today, he’d write Oil Wells that End Well.
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If Shakespeare were alive today, he’d write Oil Wells that End Well.
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Shakespeare’s works have recently been climbing up the bestseller charts. It’s a sonnet boom!
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Shakespeare tried to get into acting school, but he was bard.
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Shakespeare’s play about surprisingly fragrant flatulence, aka All Smells that End Well.
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Did Brigitte Bardot credit Shakespeare for her success?
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How did Shakespeare earn an income? A: Barder.
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New app with all of Shakespeare’s insults: Angry Bards.
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Why did Laertes place tariffs on foreign bookcases?
Because Polonius advised him, “This above all else: to thine home shelf be true!“
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We plan to go clubbing. Now is the winter of our disco intent.
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Yes, I will stab a sweet potato with a plastic pen to impress a lover of Shakespeare. I yam Bic-pen to meet ‘er.