Hear about the Scottish dwarf who owned a microbrewery, and was also a vampire?
They called him Plaid the Imp Aler.
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the little people
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When I heard the pun about the sleepless little person, I was un imp rest.
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Want good luck? Then warmly greet a dwarf. It can have a ‘hey low’ effect.
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Half bull, half dwarf? Run, it’s the minutaur!
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Why can’t little people be killed?
Because—they aren’t more tall beings.
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How can you tell if a little person is blind?
He’s low in the dark.
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NED: What’s the proper term for sculpting a midget?
ED: You mean, what’s the gnome-in-clay-ture?
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I tried to make a living selling shoe inserts to little people. It was an un midget gaited disaster.
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NED: I got into an argument with a midget today.
ED: Really?
NED: Yeah, we just didn’t see thigh-to-eye.
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Don’t let a pair of little people make soup. Two mini cooks spoil the broth.