Hear about the Scottish dwarf who owned a microbrewery, and was also a vampire?
They called him Plaid the Imp Aler.
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scottish jokes
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A Scottish cat, aka a plaid o’puss.
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I was mocked for being insufficiently Scottish. They actually threatened to have me kilt.
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My Scottish friend complained that his sheep orgy was broken up by the cops. I consoled him saying “I feel four ewes.”
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Being Scottish is an addiction. It’s quite haggis-forming.
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What’s a Scotsman’s favourite Ricky Martin song?
She Baangs
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The Last King of Scotland was also eweslurped.
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I stole a kilt and I plaid guilty.
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In Scotland all roads lead to loam.
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The Scotsman went to Kiev. He heard it was easier to pick up a lover in the Ewekraine.