Hear about the dyslexic chemist who would have sex with birds? He insisted on studying the properties of mangeesium.
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bestiality
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Whenever I see a sick ungulate, I rip its clothes off. Which makes me a barer of bad gnus.
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NED: How was your trip to the farm?
ED: Very bizarre!
NED: Why’s that?
ED: Well, I never thought I’d see a wasp screwing a bull, butt lowin’ bee-hole – there it was!
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Which ungulate absconded with his mother’s sister?
The antelope.
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My Scottish friend complained that his sheep orgy was broken up by the cops. I consoled him saying “I feel four ewes.”
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Of items on my bucket list, having a 3-way with a cow is probably the most ménage a bull.
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Movie about erotic encounters with primates: Gorillas in the Mister
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Some kinkos like to make love to pachyderms. They call it their elephantasy. I vory about them. They love the tusky odours. Although, it helps to get a bit trunk first.
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The French paparazzi accused the celebrity of bestiality. They claim he was caught in the boeuf.