How do you inspire a man who loves sheep?
“Ewe conduit!“
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The Scotsman went to Kiev. He heard it was easier to pick up a lover in the Ewekraine.
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The lady bug mated with her ant. It was an insectuous relationship.
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You can wed your lizard in the US. They just legalized marry iguana.
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Why does Marmaduke always hump the dog house?
You would too if you had a mastiff erection!
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Pro-bestiality lobbyists always seem to have an ox to grind!
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During his ‘bestiality years’ Elvis recorded several hits: Not just ‘Hound Dog’, of course, but also ‘Love Me Ten Deers’, ‘Viva Las Wolverines’, and ‘In the Gecko.’
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Whether or not I am aroused by cows in lingerie makes no negligée-bull difference!
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I get turned on by animals. Bestial, my heart.
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