Snakes are looking just for a place to be long.
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Which reptiles have a sixth sense? Alligaydars
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Hisspanics are afraid of snakes.
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‘Lizard bacon’ is an idea I thought of while smoking my-iguana. It turned out to taste quite skinky.
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You can wed your lizard in the US. They just legalized marry iguana.
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Which deadly reptile attacks via telemarketing scams? The crock-dial!
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What’s the difference between a reptile and a cannibal? One’s an alligator, the other’s a leg eater.
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My mother’s sister was bitten by a snake. I will carefully suck the poison. That’s the antidote.
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I don’t know what snake bit me. It acted with venonymity.
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Which reptile always says hello?
The salaamander.