What did the Scottish dwarf have under his garments? Rumpled kilt skin.
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scottish jokes
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What’s the favourite ride of Scotsmen? Eweber. It’s sheeper than a regular taxi.
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Hear about the Scotsman who enjoyed bondage? He lived in ram shackle housing.
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The Scotsman’s lover cheated on him. How did he feel?
Ewesed.
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There was a Scottish King who didn’t love sheep. He was labeled a Ewe-shirker.
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Is it true Dutch people get aroused when visiting Scotland?
Yes, they’re like clogs in heath!
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Scotsmen are easily lamb-pooned.
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NED: I’ll never make a pun about sheep incest
ED: C’mon, just lamb poon them a little bit…
NED: There you go again, pressing my muttons!
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Anyone who forces me to wear a kilt should be tartan fettered.
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They’re making a sequel to Braveheart, where William Wallace invents the famous Scottish kilt. The film’s working title is Gonad with the Wind.