Where did the Pied Piper hide his vermin?
In his mouse stash.
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nursery rhymes
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The Pied Piper was constantly surrounded by filthy rats, and eventually became known as the Peed Pooper.
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What did the Scottish dwarf have under his garments? Rumpled kilt skin.
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Old MacDonald had a robot farm, A-I-A-I-O.
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When he got botox he changed his name to Plumpty Rumpty.
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I just got a job running Old McDonald’s farm. I’m the new CEIEIO.
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Hear about the nursery rhyme for women with low self-esteem?
Hump-me, Dump-me.
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When the cows jumped over the moon, it was steer and udder luna-see.