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Pun of the Day

12/20/2025 · No comments

What do Jamaicans say on St. Patrick’s Day?

“Kiss me, I’m Irie.“

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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

12/19/2025 · No comments

St. Patrick’s Day? It ain’t over til it’s clover.

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Pun of the Day

02/26/2025 · No comments

You’re doing just fine without an Irish accent. If it ain’t brogue don’t fix it.

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Pun of the Day

12/18/2024 · No comments

It’s St. Patrick’s Day; did you just buy a coloured lager, or are you just a green with me?

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Pun of the Day

04/21/2024

St. Patrick’s Day in New Orleans is a wonderful O’Cajun.

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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

05/29/2023 · No comments

Today, people are drinking enough liquid to turn the O’sheas green.

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(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

12/11/2022 · No comments

NED: St Patrick’s day is 10 months away. Should I work on my Irish accent?
ED: No, if it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.

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(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/30/2022 · No comments
Don’t get engaged on St. Patrick’s day. You may get a shamrock.
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(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

04/22/2022 · No comments

Irish puns are the most O’ffensive.

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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/24/2020 · No comments

I invested in potatoes, because someone said I’d be Dublin my fortune. So Irished everything I had.

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(6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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