An expensive divorce, i.e. a wedding share-money.
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weddings
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When it comes to confetti, I rice to the occasion.
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Where are there the most wedding dress shops? A: Aisle of White.
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There’s a new reality show about newlyweds who don’t send notes after their wedding, aka Shirk Thank.
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Which dangerous celebrity prohibited confetti at his wedding? Chuck No Rice.
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The unhappy bride came with a quite a doury.
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Don’t get engaged on St. Patrick’s day. You may get a shamrock.
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Just before getting married, women may ask their fiancés to get a preen-up.
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Metallica wrote an album full of diet tips on wedding weight loss. Aka Bride, the Lightening.
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TIE THE KNIT
Dear Pun Gents, I’m writing a feature about knitted royal weddings (William and Kate Middleton). I need a short pun that incorporates knitting, weddings and royalty! ~Elaine, Colchester, UK
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Windsors tie the knit
- Such a needles expense!
- Not a crochety couple
- We’re all for gauge marriage
- All eyes will be swatching
- Kate seems comfortable in her skein.