Pun of the Day If a Jedi master was blinded by a stick, I wouldn’t respect him a single eye Yoda. 04/13/2026 · The Pun Gents If a Jedi master was blinded by a stick, I wouldn’t respect him a single eye Yoda. Tagged: accidents, blindness, star wars, yoda HilariousPretty GoodOKPretty BadTerrible (6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)